Monday, May 26, 2008

Joke: the wedding test

Don't forget to check the moral of that story. I just copy from my friend.



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THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering
me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate.
Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day she called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me
that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to
her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

To my surprise, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car !

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