you should buy?

there is the photo's book on the shelf of IBC. I mistook to buy hahaha Actually I wanted to buy study books for me.

konnichiwa

dareka Tokyo ni kimasenka?
Caroline sann ga imasuyo.

The GOOD Husband (joke)

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$65,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you!'

MAN: 'Bye, I love you, too.' The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks:

'Anyone know whose phone this is?

Joke: TV vs. HandPhone

Just got this from my friend. So funny.



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"What are the differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND, Dad? His Daddy replies: My dear, Wife is a TV. Girl friend is a HandPhone. At home watch TV. Go out, bring HandPhone. No money, sell TV. Got money,change HandPhone. Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HandPhone. TV is free for life. But HandPhone, if you don't pay, services will be TERMINATED!!! But u should be careful with both "

Sperm Sample

Sperm Sample

A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."

The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains,

"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.

Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR?"

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"

Get your mind out of the gutter!!!